IC Inbox [Recolle]

[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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8/4 - i on the other hand have no shame about message bombs

[frostythehitman]

Did you get one of these crazy maps?? It's like Retrospec thinks I'm an idiot--as if I'm going to just walk right into their building into whatever trap they've set up there.

8/5

[frostythehitman]

Hey, Kurt, where are you?

[ and then later the same day: ]

Seriously man where the hell are you?

8/9

[frostythehitman]

Kurt I swear to god, we are crawling in monsters and I just suplexed a cow to death, WHERE ARE YOU

8/11

[frostythehitman]

So you're one of the missing people then? Stuck in some unreality crap and no way to get messages to your phone?

Great. Perfect. Just great. You better just be missing and not hurt or anything worse.

8/13

[frostythehitman]

YOU CAN TELEPORT, KURT

JUST TELEPORT BACK TO RECOLLE ALREADY, COME ON

8/14

[frostythehitman]

We're gonna rescue you guys and I swear, if I find you wherever you are and you're not injured or dead, I'm gonna punch you for not teleporting home sooner.




You better not be dead for real though.

8/4 - spread across about an hour

[notyourutopian]

hey did you just wake up in a mine?

kurt?

test

aaaaand you aren't here either

great

8/10

[notyourutopian]

not sure why I'm bothering I guess being outside helps even if it is a swamp

test

kurt?

still nope. damn it.

8/29

[ladytakamaki]

Hey.
So...I can talk to you about anything, right?

[digthefuzz]

duh!
well maybe not if it's something super tmi
but um otherwise
lay it on me, sister! :D

forwarded to 9/8, evening

[ladytakamaki]

KURT
He just asked me out!!!!

[digthefuzz]

wait what???

Misfire - Mid month sometime

[notyourutopian]

-My backpack and now I'm stuck making sure it doesn't get out and die all day

[digthefuzz]

???
what, another animal?
i hope it's an animal

misfire 9/19

[windeity]

and the thing is i don't even know where to get pompoms? are those even a thing they sell because sounds kind of fake.

[digthefuzz]

what even??

is this another wrong number or am i suddenly an authority on pompoms

pre-waffle shop

[frostythehitman]

hey remember that favor i was gonna ask you for
i'm cashing it in now
this week
you ready?

[digthefuzz]

as ready as i'll ever be??

11/11, You have mail!

[smothershadow]

[It's a box. Several boxes, actually. One has a high end gaming laptop, along with a separate video card and some data sticks for upgrading a desktop. Another one has phones in it. Not one, but three—with different colors and of slightly different brands. Amelia could have just gotten him differently colored cases but that was for normal people. All of them were deactivated; Kurt could pick one himself. Amelia was exercising some restraint here.

Along with all the gifts, there was a note. In case it wasn't obvious who sent them all.]

Happy birthday, Kurt.

If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

—Amelia Wagner

11/11, text!

[digthefuzz]

[Whoa. Now there are definitely legit gifts! Even while he's living on his own, these gifts make him feel like a kid again. It's A Bit Much, but he can't exactly complain about such awesome gifts. Rather, he's quick to text his mom to reflect his appreciation!]

Mom!!
I got the gifts.
They're so lit! Thank you so much!
I didn't even realize I was due for a new phone, let alone three.
: )
Love you!!

[What follows is a variety of heart emojis.]

Text

[smothershadow]

Kurt,

Have you been able to contact your father recently?

Text

[digthefuzz]

No. I've been meaning to tell you.

We talked on my birthday, but the call was really shaky. And then I couldn't connect when I tried to call him back.

I kinda thought he might be mad at me, but now I'm hearing that everyone's having problems reaching people outside the city.

around christmas;

[notbunaga]

[He'll get a delivery on whatever day is convenient; a small, hand wrapped boxed containing about ten or so fairly standard tasting milk chocolates.

There's a tag attached that only reads;]

Thanks.

-A.

[Even if he pisses her off sometimes he did help her...so.]

2/5ish

[ladytakamaki]

Kurt
I don't know if I'm cut out to be a superhero

[digthefuzz]

ann??
what's going on?

2/16

[frostythehitman]

hey you remember captain america right
what do you remember about him exactly

[digthefuzz]

well i never met the guy
at least not that i can remember
but i know his story
you wanna hear that?

the promised dream shenanigans

[parodeity]

[ in elementary school dave hadn't quite hit his growth spurt, so he wasn't as tall. he was shorter but still as frecked and skinny. he didn't have the shades, and his eyes were hazel instead of red. he used to mess around a lot, and acted all around like a class clown off and on between trying to be a good student with varied results.

that was the age and personality he'd been at when he'd met kurt, on the playground so many years ago.

there's some kind of soccer game going on, but dave never bothered to learn or remember the rules. so: ]

D'you wanna go on the swings? [ it works as "hello" for a kid, although there's a pause after filled with haven't i asked this before? ]

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt himself is still pretty short and perhaps a bit less scrawny. His shaggy hair has been tamed and styled, and he's dressed very preppily. His attention is taken away by Dave's greeting and the odd sense of deja vu that comes with it. Sure, playing on the swings would be fun, but he's been told that he should be careful about who he hangs out with...]

U-um... That'd be fun, right?

9/2

[frostythehitman]

sorry for throwing a frisbee at your head
i was being an asshole

[digthefuzz]

um no worries dude
that really happened?? i can barely remember it