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KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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whoa for real?!
wait is going to be the pompomer, or the pompomee?

the pompomer, i think?
whatever would be the person using the pompomers to try and prove a point, that is what he would be.
something something gymnastics and a marching band.
you can see where this is going.

you got it dude
the pompomer would be the one wielding the pompoms
and the pompomee would be the target of the pompoming
okay it's starting to feel less like a real world now
what is a pom anyway??
and i actually have no idea where this is going but hey, pompom away dave

idk when i think of a pom i think of a pomeranian which is less than helpful for the situation.
but i will send him your pompom blessings and whatever.
his lack of school spirit is on the line, apparently, so i figure i would make this as difficult on him as possible.
except in doing that i made things difficult on myself? so that backfired spectacularly.

um excuse you
in what situation is it not helpful for a pomeranian to exist
oh no, not school spirit! anything but that!
um good luck with that, i guess?

a situation where i need pompoms, but pomeranians are very cute! i just worry for their safety in this case because they are so small.
but thanks.
it's not even about school spirit, it is really just to make a point.

what if you there were pompoms for pomeranians
i'm pretty sure that would be adorable enough to solve any problem

ahhhh proving a point, the timeless motivation
now it all comes together
i think

maybe i should look into pomeranians instead then.

if it doesn't i am seriously sorry about this text.
but proving a point, definitely.
i just moved here a few weeks ago, i cannot lose just yet.

i think it sounds like a worthy project

whoa so you're a new kid on the block!
and already duking it out with dave?

you could say that!
i think i was doomed from the start since we live together.
but i just moved here a few weeks ago and severely underestimated how many people he actually knows.

it is definitely a worthy project.
john, btw.

oh snap you're his roomie?

awesome!
nice to meet you, johnny boy
i'm kurt!
kurt wagner
dave and me, we go back a bit

i am not surprised to hear that since you both have decided to call me by the same nickname.
but it's nice to meet you, too!
kurt wagner...sounds familiar though?

does it now?
there might be a reason for that
don't cheat by googling it

i am not going to because i like challenges, but also how would you even know if i was googling you or not?

good! i like your style
and um well you never know
maybe retrospec gave me the power to sense when people are googling my name!

i try.
you know, the really sad thing is that i could believe it.
they apparently like handing out powers to everybody like free candy.
which is totally unfair, by the way? where are my sweet powers?
but hm! kurt wagner, kurt wagner...
they really like actors and models on this network, don't they?

maybe yours is in the mail

they sure do like those kinds of people!
but what does that have to do with me?

i actually hope so.
well. how common of a name would you say kurt wagner is?

i hear it's not too uncommon in the old country
not so much here, though

which would make sense, since i am not sure heckbusters is a thing in the old country.
what even is the old country, have you ever noticed that people mention it and never have a real place in mind?

hey, heckbusters airs in all sorts of countries!
oh wait that means you actually know
yep that's me!

and i guess you have a point with the old country bit
it just sounds cool to say?
or type in this case
also i did mean an actual country this time. germany!

hehe. awesome, i never would have guessed.
you are not the first actor i have met on the network but the first i recognize by name.

it makes you sound very worldly and distinguished.
have you ever actually been to germany though?

i'm honored to meet that very specific milestone

i totes am worldy and distinguished!
um a handful of times, mostly when i was a kid!

and i would absolutely believe that, actually.
that's cool though! i have never been outside of the country but i kind of want to?
not that that is important right now since it won't help me find a marching band, but just saying.
do you think maybe you could do me a favor and NOT mention this to dave?

traveling's super cool, look into it someday

what, will this be our little marching band secret?

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