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KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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misfire 9/19

[windeity]

and the thing is i don't even know where to get pompoms? are those even a thing they sell because sounds kind of fake.

[digthefuzz]

what even??

is this another wrong number or am i suddenly an authority on pompoms

[windeity]

goddamnit.
definitely a wrong number.
unless you know anything about pompoms? or where i can rent a marching band. those seem to be two separate problems.

[digthefuzz]

how does someone end up with either of those problems, let alone both
i think you can just order them online??
the pompoms that is
no mail order marching bands

[windeity]

arguing about school spirit, if you really want to know.
i do not know why i did not think of ordering from amazon, but good point. thanks!
the marching band is now going to be my biggest problem...does the city even have one of those?

[digthefuzz]

totes mcgotes!
the high school has one, the university has one
where do you think the ones in the founder's day parade came from, thin air?

[windeity]

it's possible!
i was not here for founder's day and did not even know there was a parade.
but that would make a lot of sense.
think they'd let me borrow them to make a point?

[digthefuzz]

you totally missed out, man!
and i dunno, beats me
i'm not familiar with any point-proving policies that they may or may not have
what do you need to prove anyway??

[windeity]

so i have heard.
i need to make a point about school spirit or a lack thereof.
question. does the name dave strider mean anything to you?

[digthefuzz]

a lot of things
are you looking for some instrider information

[windeity]

haha. i was not before, but that would be a waste of a good pun if i said no now.
he is actually who the pompoms and marching band are for though.

[digthefuzz]

whoa for real?!
wait is going to be the pompomer, or the pompomee?

[windeity]

the pompomer, i think?
whatever would be the person using the pompomers to try and prove a point, that is what he would be.
something something gymnastics and a marching band.
you can see where this is going.

[digthefuzz]

you got it dude
the pompomer would be the one wielding the pompoms
and the pompomee would be the target of the pompoming
okay it's starting to feel less like a real world now
what is a pom anyway??
and i actually have no idea where this is going but hey, pompom away dave

[windeity]

idk when i think of a pom i think of a pomeranian which is less than helpful for the situation.
but i will send him your pompom blessings and whatever.
his lack of school spirit is on the line, apparently, so i figure i would make this as difficult on him as possible.
except in doing that i made things difficult on myself? so that backfired spectacularly.

[digthefuzz]

um excuse you
in what situation is it not helpful for a pomeranian to exist
oh no, not school spirit! anything but that!
um good luck with that, i guess?

[windeity]

a situation where i need pompoms, but pomeranians are very cute! i just worry for their safety in this case because they are so small.
but thanks.
it's not even about school spirit, it is really just to make a point.

[digthefuzz]

what if you there were pompoms for pomeranians
i'm pretty sure that would be adorable enough to solve any problem

ahhhh proving a point, the timeless motivation
now it all comes together
i think

[windeity]

maybe i should look into pomeranians instead then.

if it doesn't i am seriously sorry about this text.
but proving a point, definitely.
i just moved here a few weeks ago, i cannot lose just yet.

[digthefuzz]

i think it sounds like a worthy project

whoa so you're a new kid on the block!
and already duking it out with dave?

[windeity]

you could say that!
i think i was doomed from the start since we live together.
but i just moved here a few weeks ago and severely underestimated how many people he actually knows.

it is definitely a worthy project.
john, btw.

[digthefuzz]

oh snap you're his roomie?

awesome!
nice to meet you, johnny boy
i'm kurt!
kurt wagner
dave and me, we go back a bit

[windeity]

i am not surprised to hear that since you both have decided to call me by the same nickname.
but it's nice to meet you, too!
kurt wagner...sounds familiar though?

[digthefuzz]

does it now?
there might be a reason for that
don't cheat by googling it

[windeity]

i am not going to because i like challenges, but also how would you even know if i was googling you or not?