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[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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[digthefuzz]

how does someone end up with either of those problems, let alone both
i think you can just order them online??
the pompoms that is
no mail order marching bands

[windeity]

arguing about school spirit, if you really want to know.
i do not know why i did not think of ordering from amazon, but good point. thanks!
the marching band is now going to be my biggest problem...does the city even have one of those?

[digthefuzz]

totes mcgotes!
the high school has one, the university has one
where do you think the ones in the founder's day parade came from, thin air?

[windeity]

it's possible!
i was not here for founder's day and did not even know there was a parade.
but that would make a lot of sense.
think they'd let me borrow them to make a point?

[digthefuzz]

you totally missed out, man!
and i dunno, beats me
i'm not familiar with any point-proving policies that they may or may not have
what do you need to prove anyway??

[windeity]

so i have heard.
i need to make a point about school spirit or a lack thereof.
question. does the name dave strider mean anything to you?

[digthefuzz]

a lot of things
are you looking for some instrider information

[windeity]

haha. i was not before, but that would be a waste of a good pun if i said no now.
he is actually who the pompoms and marching band are for though.

[digthefuzz]

whoa for real?!
wait is going to be the pompomer, or the pompomee?

[windeity]

the pompomer, i think?
whatever would be the person using the pompomers to try and prove a point, that is what he would be.
something something gymnastics and a marching band.
you can see where this is going.

[digthefuzz]

you got it dude
the pompomer would be the one wielding the pompoms
and the pompomee would be the target of the pompoming
okay it's starting to feel less like a real world now
what is a pom anyway??
and i actually have no idea where this is going but hey, pompom away dave

[windeity]

idk when i think of a pom i think of a pomeranian which is less than helpful for the situation.
but i will send him your pompom blessings and whatever.
his lack of school spirit is on the line, apparently, so i figure i would make this as difficult on him as possible.
except in doing that i made things difficult on myself? so that backfired spectacularly.

[digthefuzz]

um excuse you
in what situation is it not helpful for a pomeranian to exist
oh no, not school spirit! anything but that!
um good luck with that, i guess?

[windeity]

a situation where i need pompoms, but pomeranians are very cute! i just worry for their safety in this case because they are so small.
but thanks.
it's not even about school spirit, it is really just to make a point.

[digthefuzz]

what if you there were pompoms for pomeranians
i'm pretty sure that would be adorable enough to solve any problem

ahhhh proving a point, the timeless motivation
now it all comes together
i think

[windeity]

maybe i should look into pomeranians instead then.

if it doesn't i am seriously sorry about this text.
but proving a point, definitely.
i just moved here a few weeks ago, i cannot lose just yet.

[digthefuzz]

i think it sounds like a worthy project

whoa so you're a new kid on the block!
and already duking it out with dave?

[windeity]

you could say that!
i think i was doomed from the start since we live together.
but i just moved here a few weeks ago and severely underestimated how many people he actually knows.

it is definitely a worthy project.
john, btw.

[digthefuzz]

oh snap you're his roomie?

awesome!
nice to meet you, johnny boy
i'm kurt!
kurt wagner
dave and me, we go back a bit

[windeity]

i am not surprised to hear that since you both have decided to call me by the same nickname.
but it's nice to meet you, too!
kurt wagner...sounds familiar though?

[digthefuzz]

does it now?
there might be a reason for that
don't cheat by googling it

[windeity]

i am not going to because i like challenges, but also how would you even know if i was googling you or not?

[digthefuzz]

good! i like your style
and um well you never know
maybe retrospec gave me the power to sense when people are googling my name!

[windeity]

i try.
you know, the really sad thing is that i could believe it.
they apparently like handing out powers to everybody like free candy.
which is totally unfair, by the way? where are my sweet powers?
but hm! kurt wagner, kurt wagner...
they really like actors and models on this network, don't they?

[digthefuzz]

maybe yours is in the mail

they sure do like those kinds of people!
but what does that have to do with me?