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Kurt "Secondhand Embarassment" Wagner ([personal profile] digthefuzz) wrote2017-01-25 08:27 am
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KURT WAGNER
Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!


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frostythehitman: (there's something inside me)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-18 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It totally is. You wouldn't be so upset about it if it weren't.

Well Captain America was there and we were both in uniform on some fighter jet or something, so yeah. Pretty sure it was still military. Don't know what else it could be.
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-19 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so.

If that's really true, then I'm just happy they let me wear clothes at all. I'd hate to be those suckers who got stuck with the speedos.
frostythehitman: (consuming; confusing)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
What, you don't get a wedgie in yours?
frostythehitman: (these wounds they will not heal)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-01 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, you lucked out. That dorito looks like it would give you a massive wedgie, meanwhile I'm the one who has to keep adjusting his shorts every five minutes.
frostythehitman: (these wounds they will not heal)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-01 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well you know what

I bet you'll know how this feels when you start wearing yours daily too.
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-01 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nowadays? Yeah. And I'm gonna keep wearing it every day until Retrospac can't stand it any more. If they're gonna take colors away, I'm gonna flaunt whatever I've got left as much as I can.
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-01 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ UUUUGH KURT PLEASE, SOME OF US ARE DARK CREATURES OF THE NIGHT WHO ARE ABOVE PUNS ]

I'm not wearing the tights. No way. I have standards.

It's just the shorts.

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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dammit. There's no way out of this pun. ]

The shorts are attached to the top, but yeah. It's all pretty tight.
frostythehitman: (that pulls beneath the surface)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I regret ever talking to you.
frostythehitman: (there's something inside me)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-04 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
What, like the spandex isn't enough of a joke?
frostythehitman: (fear is how i fall)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well you can have them. Jokes aren't really my thing.


[ Because he already is one. ]
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-11 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Remotely nothing about me is funny.

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