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[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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[digthefuzz]

hey be nice to the suit! : <
it's not
not like that at all!!

wait, speedos??
are you sure this was the actual military

[frostythehitman]

It totally is. You wouldn't be so upset about it if it weren't.

Well Captain America was there and we were both in uniform on some fighter jet or something, so yeah. Pretty sure it was still military. Don't know what else it could be.

[digthefuzz]

okay, i guess you're still good then!
the military's just a lot weirder than i expected!

[frostythehitman]

I guess so.

If that's really true, then I'm just happy they let me wear clothes at all. I'd hate to be those suckers who got stuck with the speedos.

[digthefuzz]

right
it could always be worse??

at least this is oddly comfy

[frostythehitman]

What, you don't get a wedgie in yours?

[digthefuzz]

sometimes it goes there
but when it doesn't, it feels fine!

[frostythehitman]

Damn, you lucked out. That dorito looks like it would give you a massive wedgie, meanwhile I'm the one who has to keep adjusting his shorts every five minutes.

[digthefuzz]

hey i mean, it's not like it doesn't happen
it just doesn't get too severe!
shame about your shorts though
my thoughts go out to you!

[frostythehitman]

Yeah well you know what

I bet you'll know how this feels when you start wearing yours daily too.

[digthefuzz]

are you saying that -you- yours daily?!

[frostythehitman]

Nowadays? Yeah. And I'm gonna keep wearing it every day until Retrospac can't stand it any more. If they're gonna take colors away, I'm gonna flaunt whatever I've got left as much as I can.

[digthefuzz]

whoa
now that's true bravery dude
i'll,
i'll just rally you on from here

guess it's one way to put on a tight resistance!

[frostythehitman]

[ UUUUGH KURT PLEASE, SOME OF US ARE DARK CREATURES OF THE NIGHT WHO ARE ABOVE PUNS ]

I'm not wearing the tights. No way. I have standards.

It's just the shorts.

[digthefuzz]

[NO YOU"RE A DORK CREATURE OF THE NIGHT LIKE HIM]

just the shorts

and they're not loose on you, right?

then my pun still stands!

[frostythehitman]

[ Dammit. There's no way out of this pun. ]

The shorts are attached to the top, but yeah. It's all pretty tight.

[digthefuzz]

[Escape is futile!]

sounds tight bro
i'm just glad my jokes won't come up shorts

[frostythehitman]

I regret ever talking to you.

[digthefuzz]

hey if we're going to get sent mysterious weird spandex get-ups that may or may not be military issue,
then i think we could use a few good jokes to keep our heads screwed on right!
;D

[frostythehitman]

What, like the spandex isn't enough of a joke?

[digthefuzz]

fair enough
but it can't hurt to have jokes within jokes
jokeception, baby!

[frostythehitman]

Well you can have them. Jokes aren't really my thing.


[ Because he already is one. ]

[digthefuzz]

no way man!
you're totally a fellow jokester
i can just tell!

[frostythehitman]

Remotely nothing about me is funny.

[digthefuzz]

um your comics, your funky shorts
and you say some witty things sometimes!
you got this