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[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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[frostythehitman]

[ UUUUGH KURT PLEASE, SOME OF US ARE DARK CREATURES OF THE NIGHT WHO ARE ABOVE PUNS ]

I'm not wearing the tights. No way. I have standards.

It's just the shorts.

[digthefuzz]

[NO YOU"RE A DORK CREATURE OF THE NIGHT LIKE HIM]

just the shorts

and they're not loose on you, right?

then my pun still stands!

[frostythehitman]

[ Dammit. There's no way out of this pun. ]

The shorts are attached to the top, but yeah. It's all pretty tight.

[digthefuzz]

[Escape is futile!]

sounds tight bro
i'm just glad my jokes won't come up shorts

[frostythehitman]

I regret ever talking to you.

[digthefuzz]

hey if we're going to get sent mysterious weird spandex get-ups that may or may not be military issue,
then i think we could use a few good jokes to keep our heads screwed on right!
;D

[frostythehitman]

What, like the spandex isn't enough of a joke?

[digthefuzz]

fair enough
but it can't hurt to have jokes within jokes
jokeception, baby!

[frostythehitman]

Well you can have them. Jokes aren't really my thing.


[ Because he already is one. ]

[digthefuzz]

no way man!
you're totally a fellow jokester
i can just tell!

[frostythehitman]

Remotely nothing about me is funny.

[digthefuzz]

um your comics, your funky shorts
and you say some witty things sometimes!
you got this

[frostythehitman]

It's not funny, it's sarcastic.

And the shorts are a protest.

[ HE'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT!!! ]

[digthefuzz]

sarcasm is funny
protests can be funny too

[frostythehitman]

Well they're not supposed to be funny.

[digthefuzz]

but they can be!
especially from you, my man!

[frostythehitman]

Fine, whatever I guess.

But even if they're funny, that better not detract from the point, that The Man sucks and Retrospec can go sit on a rusty spike.

[digthefuzz]

totally man!
i agree
humor only enhances the point!

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, maybe if it was a joke.

Which it's not.

[digthefuzz]

but it still can be!
you know, like satirical humor and stuff