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[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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[digthefuzz]

are you saying that -you- yours daily?!

[frostythehitman]

Nowadays? Yeah. And I'm gonna keep wearing it every day until Retrospac can't stand it any more. If they're gonna take colors away, I'm gonna flaunt whatever I've got left as much as I can.

[digthefuzz]

whoa
now that's true bravery dude
i'll,
i'll just rally you on from here

guess it's one way to put on a tight resistance!

[frostythehitman]

[ UUUUGH KURT PLEASE, SOME OF US ARE DARK CREATURES OF THE NIGHT WHO ARE ABOVE PUNS ]

I'm not wearing the tights. No way. I have standards.

It's just the shorts.

[digthefuzz]

[NO YOU"RE A DORK CREATURE OF THE NIGHT LIKE HIM]

just the shorts

and they're not loose on you, right?

then my pun still stands!

[frostythehitman]

[ Dammit. There's no way out of this pun. ]

The shorts are attached to the top, but yeah. It's all pretty tight.

[digthefuzz]

[Escape is futile!]

sounds tight bro
i'm just glad my jokes won't come up shorts

[frostythehitman]

I regret ever talking to you.

[digthefuzz]

hey if we're going to get sent mysterious weird spandex get-ups that may or may not be military issue,
then i think we could use a few good jokes to keep our heads screwed on right!
;D

[frostythehitman]

What, like the spandex isn't enough of a joke?

[digthefuzz]

fair enough
but it can't hurt to have jokes within jokes
jokeception, baby!

[frostythehitman]

Well you can have them. Jokes aren't really my thing.


[ Because he already is one. ]

[digthefuzz]

no way man!
you're totally a fellow jokester
i can just tell!

[frostythehitman]

Remotely nothing about me is funny.

[digthefuzz]

um your comics, your funky shorts
and you say some witty things sometimes!
you got this

[frostythehitman]

It's not funny, it's sarcastic.

And the shorts are a protest.

[ HE'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT!!! ]

[digthefuzz]

sarcasm is funny
protests can be funny too

[frostythehitman]

Well they're not supposed to be funny.

[digthefuzz]

but they can be!
especially from you, my man!

[frostythehitman]

Fine, whatever I guess.

But even if they're funny, that better not detract from the point, that The Man sucks and Retrospec can go sit on a rusty spike.

[digthefuzz]

totally man!
i agree
humor only enhances the point!

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, maybe if it was a joke.

Which it's not.

[digthefuzz]

but it still can be!
you know, like satirical humor and stuff