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[digthefuzz]

Aw yeah, let's get this show on the road!

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[digthefuzz]

[Yellow eyes. Just hearing that mix gives Kurt a shudder down his spine.]

Sorry, I should have given you a heads up once I heard about them.

It turns out that now I have dopplegangers.

[kindaruledatit]

[There's about a minute of silence on her end.]

oh.

that sounds like it makes sense. beats the evil twin theory.

1/2

[digthefuzz]

The last thing we need is an Evil Kurt. But I wouldn't call these guys good, either.

[digthefuzz]

[He quickly follows up his text.]

Sorry if this is really weird.

It's best to stay away from those guys.

[kindaruledatit]

yeah, I got that after getting totally brushed off by one of them. They'll get some space from me.

and hey, dude, it's okay. a lot weirder has happened to me when I was not here.

[digthefuzz]

Good to hear. We've got to stay careful.

What kinds of weird things are we talking here?

[kindaruledatit]

oh you know, the usual stuff.

ghosts, monsters, weird cultists. that sort of thing. it was a really weird summer.

[digthefuzz]

Okay, now you're just pulling my tail.

[kindaruledatit]

whaaat. no, come on dude. that's totally true.

I even fought a shapeshifter once!

[digthefuzz]

[Shapeshifters are a sensitive subject for him. But there isn't a way to tell when they can't see each other's faces - there's just a bit of a pause before he responds.]

Oh, so a shapeshifter too. Next you'll be telling me you fought the Easter bunny, or leprechauns.

[He really can't tell if she's trolling or not over text... so he'll just try to joke back.]

[kindaruledatit]

[Nothing seems too out of the ordinary on this end. Nope.]

gnomes, actually. but my friends fought those, apparently. that's what Dipper kept telling me.

[digthefuzz]

[He still can't tell how serious she is... but if she is, he thinks it is kind of relieving in a way, how well-adjusted she is to weirdness. But he feels fear too... especially because it sounds like she and her friends fight most of those weird things.

He's afraid of what she would think of his real self.]

Gnomes, huh? My mistake.

So, really, how legit is all of this?

[kindaruledatit]

[It's hard to read through the text, but Wendy could hardly believe some of the things she had seen/been told about. If she hadn't experienced the weirdness of Gravity Falls first hand, then perhaps she wouldn't believe it either.

She couldn't imagine what he was thinking right now.]

100% I promise. one of my friends has the gnome beard-hair to prove it.

[digthefuzz]

[That's enough for Kurt. It's weird, but he'll just take it for what it is.]

Okay okay, I believe you then.

Please don't show me gnome beard-hair.

[kindaruledatit]

it's always the beardhair.

I don't have it! XD my friend does, for some reason. and she's not here, thankfully.

[digthefuzz]

lol good

It'd be weird if you were carrying it around this whole time

[kindaruledatit]

yup. right in my back pocket

next to my trusty hand ax and six-gauge shotgun

[digthefuzz]

I have to ask again

Are you for real??

Are we playing two lies and than another lie?

[kindaruledatit]

pfff OKAY

that one was a lie.

the gnome thing is totally true though. swear on it.

[digthefuzz]

oh man, I totally gotcha!! Liar liar pants on the fire

But I'll trust you on the gnome thing. You're up to some weird stuff, Wendy Corduroy.

[kindaruledatit]

jokes on you, I'm not wearing pants!

[But she thoroughly wished that she was.]

you know it. not even I know the whole story of what's going on in gravity falls.

[digthefuzz]

[He almost types up a flustered, panicked response until he realizes what she meant. Right... She wears a skirt like all the girls do...]

LOL!! Good one!

You don't? Are you sure you don't live in the twilight zone man

[kindaruledatit]

[She MAY have been working towards a reaction such as that, if only for a brief laugh. Seemed like it worked.]

thanks I thought so too! lmao

nah, the twilight zone has that weird space with nothing in it but doors and eyeballs and stuff, and I haven't seen anything like that.






yet

[digthefuzz]

But you're still keeping your hopes up?

[kindaruledatit]

yup! that I'll never see something like that totally freaky.

and that I'll find pants around here soon.