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[digthefuzz]

Aw yeah, let's get this show on the road!

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[digthefuzz]

[He still can't tell how serious she is... but if she is, he thinks it is kind of relieving in a way, how well-adjusted she is to weirdness. But he feels fear too... especially because it sounds like she and her friends fight most of those weird things.

He's afraid of what she would think of his real self.]

Gnomes, huh? My mistake.

So, really, how legit is all of this?

[kindaruledatit]

[It's hard to read through the text, but Wendy could hardly believe some of the things she had seen/been told about. If she hadn't experienced the weirdness of Gravity Falls first hand, then perhaps she wouldn't believe it either.

She couldn't imagine what he was thinking right now.]

100% I promise. one of my friends has the gnome beard-hair to prove it.

[digthefuzz]

[That's enough for Kurt. It's weird, but he'll just take it for what it is.]

Okay okay, I believe you then.

Please don't show me gnome beard-hair.

[kindaruledatit]

it's always the beardhair.

I don't have it! XD my friend does, for some reason. and she's not here, thankfully.

[digthefuzz]

lol good

It'd be weird if you were carrying it around this whole time

[kindaruledatit]

yup. right in my back pocket

next to my trusty hand ax and six-gauge shotgun

[digthefuzz]

I have to ask again

Are you for real??

Are we playing two lies and than another lie?

[kindaruledatit]

pfff OKAY

that one was a lie.

the gnome thing is totally true though. swear on it.

[digthefuzz]

oh man, I totally gotcha!! Liar liar pants on the fire

But I'll trust you on the gnome thing. You're up to some weird stuff, Wendy Corduroy.

[kindaruledatit]

jokes on you, I'm not wearing pants!

[But she thoroughly wished that she was.]

you know it. not even I know the whole story of what's going on in gravity falls.

[digthefuzz]

[He almost types up a flustered, panicked response until he realizes what she meant. Right... She wears a skirt like all the girls do...]

LOL!! Good one!

You don't? Are you sure you don't live in the twilight zone man

[kindaruledatit]

[She MAY have been working towards a reaction such as that, if only for a brief laugh. Seemed like it worked.]

thanks I thought so too! lmao

nah, the twilight zone has that weird space with nothing in it but doors and eyeballs and stuff, and I haven't seen anything like that.






yet

[digthefuzz]

But you're still keeping your hopes up?

[kindaruledatit]

yup! that I'll never see something like that totally freaky.

and that I'll find pants around here soon.

1/2

[digthefuzz]

wait you're really not wearing pantdfgdgfdgf

[digthefuzz]

[He almost immediately tries to recover that will a follow-up text.]

Sorry don't know what happened there! Autocorrect is nuts.

Yeah, that's it. Good luck with that!!

[kindaruledatit]

[....Kurt, she can read panic text. She's a teenager.]

uh yeah, thanks man.


I'm wearing clothes right now, just saying, dude. it's just the crummy skirt they gave me. I don't even like wearing skirts.

[digthefuzz]

[He frantically tries to cover himself!]

Duh, I totally knew that!

I was

just playing, really!

[kindaruledatit]

sure thing. if you say so, dude. :p

[digthefuzz]

I

I did say so! Really.

No panicking happened here!

[kindaruledatit]

sure.

ttyl, Kurt.

[digthefuzz]

ttyl!!

take care

[kindaruledatit]

;)

[digthefuzz]

[oh god

it's a winky face

What does he do? How does he answer a winky face? What's the non awkward way to address this.

um

um]

; )

[There! Just sending her the same message, that works right? It indicates he's in on the joke.

But wait, is this a joke? What if this is agreeing to something he's unsure of? Or coming across as perverted? What does he do now???

He will agonize over the meaning of the winky face forever.]