[He snaps his fingers and points finger-guns at the boy, who is not a beast. Not yet.]
Now that sounds like a plan, shorter man! [He then remembers that only his other identity is supposed to know where he lives.] Um, just let me know where that's at.
Okay. Um... Here we go! [He then grabs onto Gar's arm, and with a bamf, they're teleported right to the top of the a one-story building, with a puff of smoke and the smell of brimstone.]
You can't be that good a climber. [He responds flatly and then shakes his head.]
Hang on, man! This is... just act 1! [There's a two story building next to them with a billboard on top. Kurt then does two jumps... one to the top of that other building, and then right on top of that billboard! ...Where he quickly tries to maintain balance.]
Hold it there. This is as far as you go, man! ...Well, actually safely back down to the ground is as far as you go. ...But this is as far you go upward!
[Gar continues to cough and choke every time at the weird smoke, but he's definitely grinning.]
This is so cool! This is... I don't know, I never even imagined something like this could be real! If I could do this, I'd just be bouncing around the city all day!
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Then you'd know my secret secret identity! We can't do it that way. ...Should I set up a PO Box? Is that what those are for?
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[so close]
...And I dunno. I haven't heard of anyone using a P.O. Box since like the 1960s.
Why don't you just teleport to my house?
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Now that sounds like a plan, shorter man! [He then remembers that only his other identity is supposed to know where he lives.] Um, just let me know where that's at.
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[please don't ever call him that again]
And I live on XXXX Huntington Ave. It's, uh, down by this one park with the fountain... You can probably just Google Maps it.
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So now you're gonna teleport me around the city for fun, right?
[Gar smiles winsomely.]
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You get one jump, dude. No more, no less.
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[Gar frowns.]
I'm trading my mint edition comic book for one trip? C'mon, bro. You at least have to bring me back where I started, right?
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[Gar knows when he's getting ripped off!]
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OK, deal!
Teleport time! Go somewhere cool!
[Gar grins and tries to suppress the urge to jump up and down like a little kid as he holds out his hand.]
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Ta-da?
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[Gar coughs and chokes a little bit as he gazes around at his surroundings with... wide eyes that quickly fall a bit flat.]
OK, teleportation was cool. Pretty awesome, 10/10 would ride again.
...But you took me to the top of something I could climb up in like, 10 seconds, dude.
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Hang on, man! This is... just act 1! [There's a two story building next to them with a billboard on top. Kurt then does two jumps... one to the top of that other building, and then right on top of that billboard! ...Where he quickly tries to maintain balance.]
H-how you like it now!
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[Gar hollers as he teeters back and forth from atop the billboard, his eyes wide as saucers.]
This is more like it!
Top of a skyscraper, let's do it!
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Hold it there. This is as far as you go, man! ...Well, actually safely back down to the ground is as far as you go. ...But this is as far you go upward!
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And the first teleport totally doesn't count.
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[With that, he teleports them back down to the roof below the billboard!]
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[Gar sighs as he reappears on the second rooftop.]
Well, fine. But do it slower! I wanna like, try and figure out how this works.
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[Gar continues to cough and choke every time at the weird smoke, but he's definitely grinning.]
This is so cool! This is... I don't know, I never even imagined something like this could be real! If I could do this, I'd just be bouncing around the city all day!
This is crazy!
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Its legitness is off the charts! I couldn't even believe it at first. But now here I am, a hero on the move!
Alright, one more left. Hang onto your horses!
[With that, he bamfs right back down to the ground and steps away.]
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[Too late! He's poofed back to the ground before he can finish his protest.]
Noooooooo. Wait, do it again! I'll let you have the comic for... two weeks!
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