Okay. Um... Here we go! [He then grabs onto Gar's arm, and with a bamf, they're teleported right to the top of the a one-story building, with a puff of smoke and the smell of brimstone.]
You can't be that good a climber. [He responds flatly and then shakes his head.]
Hang on, man! This is... just act 1! [There's a two story building next to them with a billboard on top. Kurt then does two jumps... one to the top of that other building, and then right on top of that billboard! ...Where he quickly tries to maintain balance.]
Hold it there. This is as far as you go, man! ...Well, actually safely back down to the ground is as far as you go. ...But this is as far you go upward!
[Gar continues to cough and choke every time at the weird smoke, but he's definitely grinning.]
This is so cool! This is... I don't know, I never even imagined something like this could be real! If I could do this, I'd just be bouncing around the city all day!
Call me before you show up at my house so I'll know when to expect you. ...I wanna do this again sometime, though! You can see what other comics you wanna borrow.
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Ta-da?
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[Gar coughs and chokes a little bit as he gazes around at his surroundings with... wide eyes that quickly fall a bit flat.]
OK, teleportation was cool. Pretty awesome, 10/10 would ride again.
...But you took me to the top of something I could climb up in like, 10 seconds, dude.
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Hang on, man! This is... just act 1! [There's a two story building next to them with a billboard on top. Kurt then does two jumps... one to the top of that other building, and then right on top of that billboard! ...Where he quickly tries to maintain balance.]
H-how you like it now!
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[Gar hollers as he teeters back and forth from atop the billboard, his eyes wide as saucers.]
This is more like it!
Top of a skyscraper, let's do it!
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Hold it there. This is as far as you go, man! ...Well, actually safely back down to the ground is as far as you go. ...But this is as far you go upward!
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And the first teleport totally doesn't count.
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[With that, he teleports them back down to the roof below the billboard!]
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[Gar sighs as he reappears on the second rooftop.]
Well, fine. But do it slower! I wanna like, try and figure out how this works.
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[Gar continues to cough and choke every time at the weird smoke, but he's definitely grinning.]
This is so cool! This is... I don't know, I never even imagined something like this could be real! If I could do this, I'd just be bouncing around the city all day!
This is crazy!
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Its legitness is off the charts! I couldn't even believe it at first. But now here I am, a hero on the move!
Alright, one more left. Hang onto your horses!
[With that, he bamfs right back down to the ground and steps away.]
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[Too late! He's poofed back to the ground before he can finish his protest.]
Noooooooo. Wait, do it again! I'll let you have the comic for... two weeks!
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...OK, fine, fine.
[Gar sighs melodramatically.]
Call me before you show up at my house so I'll know when to expect you. ...I wanna do this again sometime, though! You can see what other comics you wanna borrow.
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Right, we'll... figure that out as we go along. I'll keep in contact with you, young citizen! Until then, stay... just and all! Don't, like, litter!
[With that, he salutes and then bamfs away.]
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[...Gar pauses to stare off into the distance, scanning the horizon in case he reappears somewhere.]
...Man, I'm definitely going crazy.