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[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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[digthefuzz]

i'll let myself be carried all the way!

oh dude, yours said compliments? far out!
now it makes more sense
mine was for an insult

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[frostythehitman]

And that's what you went with for an insult?

You need to improve your insult skills, dude. Seriously.

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[digthefuzz]

no way!
i dissed you bigtime, man
you can't deny it!

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[frostythehitman]

The fact that I couldn't tell it was you dissing me means you didn't.

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[digthefuzz]

hey, it's the thought that counts!

that just means you're not on my level!

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[frostythehitman]

You can't say it's an insult and suddenly it is.

Just because I want to punch an idiot in the face doesn't mean I actually do it. There's a difference between what you think and what you actually communicate to someone.

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[digthefuzz]

but what if you actually did punch someone in the face, and they just mistook it for something else?

that's what happened here! : P

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[frostythehitman]

Surprise, I'd still be in trouble for punching them!

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[digthefuzz]

hey you sunk my metaphor!!

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[frostythehitman]

You asked.

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[digthefuzz]

but i was doing so good there

my metaphor could have had a future, a family!

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[frostythehitman]

Shoulda thought of that before sending your metaphor off on the Titanic.

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[digthefuzz]

they said it was unsinkable!

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[frostythehitman]

Nothing can conquer the Barnes iceberg. Not even the metaphor Titanic.

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[digthefuzz]

what if i got, like
a really big hair dryer

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[frostythehitman]

You'd be better off trying to use it as a makeshift engine for a lifeboat.