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KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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Oh, okay, I get it. I was born here, but I've known some people when they've come straight from Germany.

Learning English is a never-ending process. It sounds like you missed out on the hip edition!

No, I think I just might be a little too old, I don't know. I'm nearly thirty, language was a little different ten years ago.

[ Or he's not entirely interested in that sort of things. ]

Now I see it! You're just behind the times. Well don't you worry, Gramps, I'll help you radify your vocab, old school!

Gramps... I'm not old enough to be a grandfather yet.

[ His oldest nephew is 11 and his oldest niece is 13, and he only has older siblings. ]

It's alright, I'll learn some thing once in a while.

Right, I did overshoot it a bit there. My bad!

Well, that's cool. So, you ready to learn the ways of gnarliness?

I suppose that I might be, depending on what it is.

Well, like it or not, here it comes!

Gnarly means its cooler than your normal brand of coolness! It's radder than being rad, and badder than being bad! Totes cool, to the max!

Haah... That... Okay...

[ Can't they just use that word in that case...?

But wait, he can use that for something.. ]

Like a doctor being great at rapping? Would that be gnarly?

Edited 2017-07-09 14:34 (UTC)

Whoa! Totally! He could be busting rhymes about diagnoses and... noses? ...It'd be so sick!!

Well, that would be unprofessional to do around new patients, but around those he is more familiar with, that may happen.

Wait. Are we talking about an actual person here? Doc Rhymes is for real? [Yes, he has a name now.] Or should I say, for rizzle?!

[ Oh, that's an amusing reaction. ]

Perhaps.

[ Well, the person is real, the rapping is not. ]

But don't tell him I told you.

Don't worry, my lips are sealed! His secret's safe with me, dude!

Thank you, I wouldn't want Trevelyan-sensei upset with me.

[ He makes a sound that means "oops, i wasn't supposed to mention his name, was i?" ]

Trevelyan... Sensei? [He repeats that name and title as he catches it.]

Ahh... Please forget I said that...?

[He'll go easy on him.]

Um... Yeah, sure. Totally! Consider it forgotten!

Edited 2017-07-10 15:56 (UTC)

Thank you for that, um... Wagner-san...?

[ He said something with that name before, so that's it, right...? ]

Make that Kurt Wagner, yo!

Kurt Wagner-san, then. [ Zero recognition that this person is supposed to be famous. He can't help if he has not heard his name before, right? ] Thank you for the lesson.

[ It was totally a lesson, right? ]