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[digthefuzz]

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YOU............ DID NOT.

[avantguard]

[She's not the joking type but an eyebrow raises anyway.]

What kind of pointers?

DID

[digthefuzz]

Oh, so you want to learn the ways of funny man, huh?

i cant believe this

[avantguard]

[IMMEDIATELY,] I don't.

I'm just curious what sort of pointers there could be for jokes.

yes you can

[digthefuzz]

Uh-huh, sure you don't.

Well, for one, you have to be into it! Own the joke, no matter how bad it might be. And it helps if you smile while you're saying it! Really get into it!

I CANNOT

[avantguard]

[She really doesn't!!

Headtilt.]

Ah. [Maybe she needs an example.] So you tell bad jokes?

ACCEPT YOUR FATE

[digthefuzz]

No, I tell totally awesome jokes! They're only bad if some people can't see the beauty of them. ...Okay, well maybe some of them are bad. But that doesn't matter!

YOU CANT MAKE ME

[avantguard]

[A little amused, Asuna exhales. She can't tell if he's actually joking right now.]

Because you own them, right?

OR CAN I

[digthefuzz]

Um... Yep! That's right! In fact, I bet I'll get you to laugh at one of my jokes - Asuna or later!

GORE WHY

[avantguard]

[It won't be THAT one. It takes her a moment but she narrows her eyes a little.]

Wasn't that a bad one?

WHY NOT

[digthefuzz]

[He makes a buzzer sound.]

Wrong, try again!

THROWS THAT PLURK EMOTE AT U

[avantguard]

Eh?! [WHY IS SHE WRONG IT'S AN OPINION]

It was a bad one, I didn't even laugh! Plus, you used my name as a joke. [>:(]

EATS IT

[digthefuzz]

What? I was just using the material around me! That's an important part of making jokes.

Plus, we haven't proved yet that you can laugh.

gasp

[avantguard]

I can laugh.

[As she frowns. Jokes using her name isn't the best way to go about it though.]

that's right

[digthefuzz]

Unless I find proof, I might have to assume you're really an anti-humor robot. [But no, he'll try to think of something newer and better to use on her.]

rude

[avantguard]

[Looks at him SO FLATLY.]

Is that supposed to be another joke?

no you

[digthefuzz]

I'm not sure. I think I might be onto something! [He says with some light teasing sarcasm, as he smiles to try to contrast her face. He's not sure if he's ever seen a flatter look.]

i didn't do anything!!

[avantguard]

[It's so flat she's going to turn two dimensional.

Her cheeks flush and she's getting annoyed at being called a robot. She's been called a lot of things but they still cut at her. She has FEELINGS.]

Then, I'll take my leave. [SPINS ON HER HEEL.]

you did everything

[digthefuzz]

What, just like that? [He tries to trail after her.]

Wait, I'm just playing with you! [He still doesn't want her to chase a wolf alone...]

:(

[avantguard]

[KEEPS MARCHING AWAY. She's going to chase it alone now!!]

I need to find the the Wolf of Darkness anyway.

:((

[digthefuzz]

[Wow now that is rude!]

A-alone? Come on... We have to be careful!

:(((

[avantguard]

[Now she DOES spin to face him.]

I am careful and I've been keeping my distance. [Asuna you don't have a choice you can't even catch it.]

You're the one making jokes.

:((()))

[digthefuzz]

[He flinches like a wimp.]

What's wrong with a few jokes? You can mess up from being too tense about something!

(__(__)

[avantguard]

I'm not tense!

[Her fists are clenched at her sides.]

And I'm not a robot!

is that a butt

[digthefuzz]

[He raises his hands defensively.]

Okay, you're definitely not a robot. ...But you're not exactly selling me on not being tense.

yes for u

[avantguard]

[Exhales through her nose in a huff! She's practically bristling like a cat.]

If I'm tense it's because there's a monster on the loose and I don't have any weapon to protect myself.