[...Wow is this girl for real? He laughs lightly as he listens to her concerns.]
Trust me, it all checks out! Junk food is just what we call food that isn't very healthy... but that doesn't mean it's not tasty! In terms of taste, pizza can be the most heavenly food there is!
[He waves a hand reassuringly.]
Don't worry, I believe you. It's just weird, because most kids these days have it all the time.
[she frowns a bit at that last comment. kid?? who do you think you're talking to, buddy?]
I am not a child. Therefore I would appreciate it if you did not refer to me as such.
[despite the fact she very clearly looks to be somewhere around 14-16 years of age??? whatever, she seems serious enough about it.]
As for the terminology 'junk food' it does not seem all that suitable of a phrase to describe something that is widely enjoyed by many. However, given I have no prior knowledge of pizza or food of this nature, if you claim such a term to be accurate then I have no basis to argue with you.
Whoa, touchy! Sorry, I didn't mean to call you a kid... [Eve if she doesn't look particularly old.] Just, most people already had this food when they're young!
I know, I'd prefer to call pizza something nicer too! But 'junk food' doesn't have to do with how many people enjoy it. It's because... it's not the healthiest food, you know?
no subject
Of course I am! That's pizza! One of the most heavenly of junk foods!
You honestly never saw this before? How could that be possible?!
no subject
[she tilts her head to the side.]
Such a statement is contradictory, to refer to it as 'heavenly' and to then call it rubbish??
[junk =/= golden flaky crust. what logic is this???]
I have no reason to lie about such a thing. I simply have not had the opportunity to try it before now. Why is that so difficult to believe?
no subject
Trust me, it all checks out! Junk food is just what we call food that isn't very healthy... but that doesn't mean it's not tasty! In terms of taste, pizza can be the most heavenly food there is!
[He waves a hand reassuringly.]
Don't worry, I believe you. It's just weird, because most kids these days have it all the time.
no subject
I am not a child. Therefore I would appreciate it if you did not refer to me as such.
[despite the fact she very clearly looks to be somewhere around 14-16 years of age??? whatever, she seems serious enough about it.]
As for the terminology 'junk food' it does not seem all that suitable of a phrase to describe something that is widely enjoyed by many. However, given I have no prior knowledge of pizza or food of this nature, if you claim such a term to be accurate then I have no basis to argue with you.
no subject
I know, I'd prefer to call pizza something nicer too! But 'junk food' doesn't have to do with how many people enjoy it. It's because... it's not the healthiest food, you know?