IC Inbox [Inugami]

[digthefuzz]

Aw yeah, let's get this show on the road!

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[digthefuzz]

Duh! Man, I didn't even think of a present!

[rollin]

Yeah, it's kinda hard to find presents around here...

[ Yata already has something in mind, though. ]

A-anyway, you can't give her my present! I called dibs.

[digthefuzz]

Wait, you already have one?! What is it?

1/2

[rollin]

Hah! Like hell I'm telling you. Giving her soap and shampoo is the best idea I've ever had.

[rollin]

Ah.

[digthefuzz]

Huh... Man, that is pretty nice! It's probably the best thing you can get for a girl around here!

[rollin]

[ It's not that Yata knows what girls like, obviously. Asuna just told him she liked baths once.

That and she keeps going on about shampoo spawn. ]

... Yeah. That's why you can't give it to her! I'll kick your ass.

[digthefuzz]

Dude, hey, no need to start a fight! I'd just look lame if I copied your gift...

Just make sure it's actual shampoo in it, alright?

[rollin]

Oh yeah. Gotcha. [ But that reminds him... ] Shit, I forgot I gave my shampoo away.

[ Someone was the unfortunate victim of the glue prank. Naturally, Yata had to help. ]

[digthefuzz]

What, was that your only one?! [And he wanted to borrow more!!]

[rollin]

Yeah... [ Yata rubs the back of his neck. ] sorry, man.

[ He just wanted to be a hero, okay. But he gets a new one tomorrow thanks to game mechanics! Yay!

Neither of them are aware of this. ]

Maybe you'll get shampoo next month. It could happen!

[digthefuzz]

It's okay, I'll live. [But he is nervous. What if his hair gets all dirty and smelly? What would Wendy think.]

A-and I guess I'll keep hoping! [He's especially hoping he doesn't get any more of his mutated appearance.] I guess this is a hairy situation.

[rollin]

[ His laugh is a little forced because WHO ELSE MAKES PUNS. ] Uh huh.

[ But Yata's dense. Kurt can live with no shampoo, right? Right. He claps Kurt's shoulder. ]

Anyway, don't forget! Also can you help me with English?

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt gives a look of humble smugness.]

What do you need help with that for?