frostythehitman: (these wounds they will not heal)
James "dumpster fire gijinka" Barnes ([personal profile] frostythehitman) wrote in [personal profile] digthefuzz 2017-07-21 06:12 am (UTC)

like a week after he receives kurt's bouquet

[ Kurt may notice, one fine morning, that there is a bouquet of blue flowers in his mailbox. They aren't the whispering flowers--in fact, they look nothing like them. No, this is an assortment of normal flowers, like blue delphinium, cornflowers, and gentiana, all thankfully restored to their normal colors now. James had tried making the flowers himself out of tissue paper, only to realize blue tissue paper still looked gray.

Nestled inside the flowers is the mangled remains of one of those "record-your-own" audio birthday cards. The voice chip is hidden amongst the flower stems, but when Kurt lifts the bouquet, it will repeat the following at him whenever the chip activates: ]


You are a relentlessly cheery friend with...a lot of creative puns. And your TV show was pretty good too.

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