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[digthefuzz]

KURT WAGNER

Actor; The man behind The Fuzz; Life of the party. Those are just some of the things I am! Stay gnarly, everyone!

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Comments

[windeity]

i am not going to because i like challenges, but also how would you even know if i was googling you or not?

[digthefuzz]

good! i like your style
and um well you never know
maybe retrospec gave me the power to sense when people are googling my name!

[windeity]

i try.
you know, the really sad thing is that i could believe it.
they apparently like handing out powers to everybody like free candy.
which is totally unfair, by the way? where are my sweet powers?
but hm! kurt wagner, kurt wagner...
they really like actors and models on this network, don't they?

[digthefuzz]

maybe yours is in the mail

they sure do like those kinds of people!
but what does that have to do with me?

[windeity]

i actually hope so.
well. how common of a name would you say kurt wagner is?

[digthefuzz]

i hear it's not too uncommon in the old country
not so much here, though

[windeity]

which would make sense, since i am not sure heckbusters is a thing in the old country.
what even is the old country, have you ever noticed that people mention it and never have a real place in mind?

[digthefuzz]

hey, heckbusters airs in all sorts of countries!
oh wait that means you actually know
yep that's me!

and i guess you have a point with the old country bit
it just sounds cool to say?
or type in this case
also i did mean an actual country this time. germany!

[windeity]

hehe. awesome, i never would have guessed.
you are not the first actor i have met on the network but the first i recognize by name.

it makes you sound very worldly and distinguished.
have you ever actually been to germany though?

[digthefuzz]

i'm honored to meet that very specific milestone

i totes am worldy and distinguished!
um a handful of times, mostly when i was a kid!

[windeity]

and i would absolutely believe that, actually.
that's cool though! i have never been outside of the country but i kind of want to?
not that that is important right now since it won't help me find a marching band, but just saying.
do you think maybe you could do me a favor and NOT mention this to dave?

[digthefuzz]

traveling's super cool, look into it someday

what, will this be our little marching band secret?

[windeity]

probably post-graduation at this rate.
but yes, that. can we?

[digthefuzz]

sure, sure.
my lips are sealed!

pre-waffle shop

[frostythehitman]

hey remember that favor i was gonna ask you for
i'm cashing it in now
this week
you ready?

[digthefuzz]

as ready as i'll ever be??

[frostythehitman]

good
how far away can you teleport

[digthefuzz]

i think the farthest i've been able to go is about ten yards
why, are we going on a field trip

[frostythehitman]

you could say that
meet me here on saturday

[ insert an address for some place 10 yards away from the building formerly known as retrospec ]

dress inconspicuously
no identifying features

[digthefuzz]

the waffle place??
um okay
inconspicuously??
don't worry, i got this

11/11, You have mail!

[smothershadow]

[It's a box. Several boxes, actually. One has a high end gaming laptop, along with a separate video card and some data sticks for upgrading a desktop. Another one has phones in it. Not one, but three—with different colors and of slightly different brands. Amelia could have just gotten him differently colored cases but that was for normal people. All of them were deactivated; Kurt could pick one himself. Amelia was exercising some restraint here.

Along with all the gifts, there was a note. In case it wasn't obvious who sent them all.]

Happy birthday, Kurt.

If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

—Amelia Wagner

11/11, text!

[digthefuzz]

[Whoa. Now there are definitely legit gifts! Even while he's living on his own, these gifts make him feel like a kid again. It's A Bit Much, but he can't exactly complain about such awesome gifts. Rather, he's quick to text his mom to reflect his appreciation!]

Mom!!
I got the gifts.
They're so lit! Thank you so much!
I didn't even realize I was due for a new phone, let alone three.
: )
Love you!!

[What follows is a variety of heart emojis.]

[smothershadow]

[Aw. Cheesy as the emojis might have been, the sentiment was enough to make her heart into a warm and squishy substance.]

You're very welcome, Kurt. Do you need anything else?

[digthefuzz]

[It'd a cheese that he doesn't dispense often! But he's feeling appreciative of his mother right now, at least.]

No thanks, I'm good!
You already got me more than enough.

Text

[smothershadow]

Kurt,

Have you been able to contact your father recently?