[If he wanted to be sassy, he'd reply that people change all the time. ...But this doesn't feel like the time for sass.]
Like... like this? [He gestures all around them.] Yeah, it's definitely a first. Our heads have all changed at the same time, but not our entire selves!
[Right now he doesn't believe it will, perhaps because it's so new he doesn't want to believe that will be the case. Surprisingly, it's easier to cope with when you assume it's just a temporary weirdness, even if the other visions are so far proving otherwise.]
[...Thankfully, his grandparents are so sweet, they bought it immediately. He doesn't really go out of his way to take advantage of that kindness, but just this once, he thinks it's preferable to trying to get anywhere when he's like this.]
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[Shrinking en masse as opposed to a guy suddenly finding himself with a new arm and all that.]
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Like... like this? [He gestures all around them.] Yeah, it's definitely a first. Our heads have all changed at the same time, but not our entire selves!
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[Right now he doesn't believe it will, perhaps because it's so new he doesn't want to believe that will be the case. Surprisingly, it's easier to cope with when you assume it's just a temporary weirdness, even if the other visions are so far proving otherwise.]
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Some of the weird changes that happened stuck around for good. B-but, this may be different... right? Hopefully?
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I really don't want to live in my pajamas for the rest of my life.
[He probably means 'yes.']
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I bet everyone could fit on one pillow like this.
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[Or subsequently getting lost in bed, even.]
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[Well, some teleportation might help, but Kurt's keeping that a secret.]
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...Maybe I should find a comfortable spot on the floor.
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The house is too neat for that. And climbing on the couch would be even harder…
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[…At least some part of it is consideration as well?]
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Gotta look out for Grandma! Things are gonna be tricky... Do you at least have any comfy rugs?
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[He's starting to frown. This... could actually be a bigger problem than he thought, for given definition of the word 'big'.]
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[Hhhhhhhrm.]
...Maybe... I should find a way to get them into bed...
[They're still acting as though everything's normal, after all, and he's suddenly got a bad feeling they'll be insisting on sleeping normally too...]
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[He imagines that they're not aware just like his own relatives. So this definitely doesn't sound like an easy task at all.]
You could try... climbing the blankets?
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[He's not too sure about trying to climb with them on his back, either. If he fell, then...]
Make a ramp... maybe?
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I’ll see what I can do. …They think I’m sick.
[This is going to be his excuse all week for ditching school, probably.]
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[...Thankfully, his grandparents are so sweet, they bought it immediately. He doesn't really go out of his way to take advantage of that kindness, but just this once, he thinks it's preferable to trying to get anywhere when he's like this.]
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