Uh-uh-uh! [He taunts further, sweating slightly as he tries to hide how terrified he really is.]

I know you're not the one who really wants it. Not as much as your little buddy! And who could blame 'im? This sword is some prime real estate! Nice and warm and cozy and strong and... sharp? [He shrugs and waggles the sword around in a tantalizing manner.]